Points for trying?

It's possible I'm not the most qualified instructor on the topic of contact lens use, but I am an excellent example of persistence and a veritable fount of cautionary tales.

And I can still type with an out-of-date prescription with no bifocal ability.  (but it's likely that photo is terribly blurry)

It's going well so far!

Now I just have miles of straight lines to sew together.

These are all the bow ties.  You can see the sashing on the left set.

a sincere apology

On behalf of whoever thought this was a great idea, my sincere apologies to Saint Patrick.  Clearly we need your prayers!