A pious sacristy crew? Perhaps, but have a closer look...

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For the first time since 2002, Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America updated its voluntary Code on Interactions with Healthcare Professionals, establishing several new guidelines, including a crackdown on gifts to physicians.
The revised code, which goes into effect in January 2009, prohibits distribution of noneducational items to healthcare professionals. This even includes small gifts, such as pens, notepads, mugs, and similar “reminder items” with company or product logos on them, even if they are practice-related.
The other change is that companies are not permitted to directly pay for meals...
No more Viagra pens, no Nexium matching stapler/tape dispensers, no waiting list for reps bringing free lunches! I'll bet the Clinic ladies have something to say about this!
Think you can handle a shot of the hard stuff? Better mosey up to the bar with your toothbrush.
The bake shop boom that has fueled the oh-so-retro love affair with cupcakes has spawned a new — albeit micro — trend that has Saturday-night hipsters doing a style of shot that won't burn your gullet like 150 proof.
Frosting shots. And yes, it's exactly what you think it is.
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Now a staple, BabyCakes' $1.50 frosting shots are served in vintage shot glasses. And with the shop situated in the bar-heavy Lower East Side, nights bring heavy demand. Customers already in a party mood see it as a quirky way to add to the festivities, McKenna says. At Back in the Day Bakery in Savannah, Ga., owner Cheryl Day has piped 75-cent frosting sides for her Friday-night "cupcake happy hour" for the past three years. At a happy hour in February, she sold about 100 shots. She thought using a bar conceit would draw locals as well as college students. Article Credit: St. Paul Pioneer Press Photo Credit: AP Photo/Larry Crowe
"These things are historically and reverentially irreplaceable," said Dennis McGrath, spokesman for the archdiocese. "They're beyond value."
Believed to be missing, as well, are rosaries and a small safe. "It's like a historical treasure trove, if you will," McGrath said.
(No sign of this story at all in the Pioneer Press)