Heartbreak, thy name is Navy

A sampling of Facebook statuses post-Navy game:

• "Maria is utterly heartbroken"
• "John is utterly crushed...why do the Irish stink so bad?"
• "Amy is taking football too seriously, as usual."
• "Jenni is WHAT WAS CHARLIE THINKING!?!?!?"
• "Emily is WTF, Charlie?"
• "Brian is resigned to the fact that ND really does stink like donkey chips. Congrats to the Naval Academy - they waited long enough."
• "Michael is mourning the death of football."