Even if I could make this stuff up, I wouldn't

All About Dung
Monday on the History Channel.
Join host Monty Halls as he investigates the historical, medical, scientific and evolutionary importance of poop on an excremental safari guaranteed to fascinate even the most squeamish of viewers.

Lowlights include:

• climb a 100-foot mountain of bat guano
• view housewarming rituals using sacred cow dung
• drink coffee made from poop

I didn't think it was possible, but I now like TV even less than before.

(and I wouldn't be surprised to see "someone" post a review on the Shrine sometime later Monday or early Tuesday morning.)