A Demonstration

Alright, people, I'm only going to say this once. Contrary to what *some people* say, and as I tried to demonstrate to said person this evening, there is in fact a difference between a journal and a diary. A journal is a means of recording occurrences, thoughts, and observations. A diary, in contrast, details melodramatic swooning over a boy's slightest attention. Also, it is typically written in pink glitter pen. Observe:
However, please observe that the use of black ink does not necessarily indicate "journal" status. Observe the emo journal below (with constructive feedback left by he whom I was educating).

Consider yourselves educated.